今日大学生网，社会实践报告投稿平台
- 流传硅谷的一则冷故事
- 有个肉贩看到有只狗走进他的铺子里吃了一惊，肉贩把狗嘘走，可是没多久这只狗又跑回来，所以他探头看了一下这条狗才发现狗嘴里有张小纸
- 短篇小说 2024-12-27 关注：69
- 暴寒的雷人肯德基点餐语录
- 一个男人走到前台，只对我说了一句，“你先给我找个座。”
- 短篇小说 2024-12-27 关注：62
- 批斗会上的幽默
- 深受人们爱戴的相声大师、幽默大师侯宝林先生,一言一行都幽默,都会给人以欢笑。就是在文革之初他被打成黑帮分子挨批斗的时候,还常常出
- 短篇小说 2024-12-27 关注：66
- 非得占个大便宜
- 阿P在市场里开了一家小商店。这天，阿P正在往店里搬啤酒，突然听到半空中传来一声巨响，就跟爆炸似的。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-27 关注：56
- 三两重
- 从前有个大财主，家财万贯，可财主夫人的肚子不争气，只生了三个女儿。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-27 关注：47
- 只有可爱的女人才被人爱
- 我念大学时就是标准的帅哥，特别受女孩们的青睐：一米八的个子，棱角分明的脸。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-27 关注：65
- 别让那些流浪猫给盯上
- 松钢小区是松云钢铁厂的职工住宅小区，住户都是钢铁厂的职工和家属，连厂长一家子也住在这个小区里。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-27 关注：50
- THE POLITICIAN
- After damning politicians up hill and down dale for many years
- 优美散文 2024-12-26 关注：53
- Youth
- Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind; it is not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips and supple knees
- 优美散文 2024-12-26 关注：39
- 改变你生活的三样事物
- Today our lives are changing faster than at any time in history. Here we report on three important
- 优美散文 2024-12-26 关注：45
- 月饼的传说
- In the 14th century (AD 1280-1368) in the Yuan Dynasty of Genghis Khan
- 优美散文 2024-12-26 关注：58
- The Sick Lion
- A lion, no longer able, from the weakness of old age, to hunt for his prey
- 优美散文 2024-12-26 关注：51
- Follow Your Dream
- The teacher said, `This is an unrealistic dream for a young boy like you.
- 优美散文 2024-12-25 关注：61
- 你今天心情不好吗？The Blue Day Book
- These are miserable days when you feel lousy, grumpy, lonely, and utterly exhausted.
- 优美散文 2024-12-25 关注：57
- 生命的反射
- A son and his father were walking on the mountains.
- 优美散文 2024-12-25 关注：66
- 我的挚友阿诺德
- I recently lost my best friend Arnold in an automobile accident while moving my family to our new home in Arizona.
- 优美散文 2024-12-25 关注：54
- The Treasures in Store at the Shore
- Beachcombing is my emblem for summer. Each summer, our family migrates back to a small coastal town in Maine
- 优美散文 2024-12-25 关注：57
- My Wood
- 当你占有什么东西的时候，不自觉的你就觉得自己应该为自己的占有对象做点什么，于是占有的烦恼接踵而至，sigh...
- 优美散文 2024-12-24 关注：63
- 雨雪时候的心情
- 寒暑表降到冰点下十八度的时候，我们也是在廊下睡觉。每夜最熟识的就是天上的星辰了。
- 优美散文 2024-12-24 关注：45
- 母亲的心情记录
- I had just returned from an income tax audit with the Internal Revenue Service
- 优美散文 2024-12-24 关注：63
- 母爱的真谛
- Time is running out for my friend. While we are sitting at lunch she casually mentions she and her husband are thinking of st
- 优美散文 2024-12-24 关注：53
- 美丽人生
- There were a sensitivity and a beauty to her that have nothing to do with looks. She was one to be listened to
- 优美散文 2024-12-24 关注：52
- 母亲永远成不了父亲
- If parents had job descriptions mine would read: organize bills
- 优美散文 2024-12-22 关注：62
- Neat People vs. Sloppy People
- I've finally figured out the difference between neat people and sloppy people.
- 优美散文 2024-12-22 关注：53
- 西班牙-一个古老的国家
- Spain is one of the ancient countries in Europe and together with her close neighbour Portugal
- 优美散文 2024-12-22 关注：59
- 天使之吻 An Angel Kiss
- An Angel kissed my tears away
- 优美散文 2024-12-22 关注：54
- Shanghai Noon
- chinese imperial guard chon wang (jackie chan) comes to america and shakesup the gunslingers of the wild
- 优美散文 2024-12-22 关注：45
- 大象和画家等2则
- 一个歌手、一个演员和一个画家被一群大象包围了。为首的大象让他们表演自己的才艺。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-21 关注：63
- 左右为难
- 我种的东西，哪一点儿比我哥种的差？
- 短篇小说 2024-12-21 关注：81
- 像林黛玉一样的古典美女
- 许明是一家大饭店的厨师，虽说没啥高学历，可小伙子长得精神，再加上有不输给白领的高收入，所以一直很受身边女孩的欢迎。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-21 关注：65
- 男性妻子
- 一九九四年，我去小学代课，正赶上我县迎接上级验收扫盲工作。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-21 关注：50
- 校园里的流浪狗与第一缕阳光
- 某大学一直为了校园里的流浪狗而大伤脑筋。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-21 关注：42
- 但丁的顿悟Sudden Light
- Dante Gabriel Rossett
- 优美散文 2024-12-20 关注：39
- Digging 挖掘
- Between my finger and my thumb
- 优美散文 2024-12-20 关注：46
- What makes a man?
- What makes a man?
- 优美散文 2024-12-20 关注：44
- Loves Witness 爱情的见证
- Slight unpremeditated Words are borne
- 优美散文 2024-12-20 关注：42
- Childrens Eyes
- What kind of world is it my friend
- 优美散文 2024-12-20 关注：39
- 一盒雪茄
- 一位被告涉及一桩数额很大的诉讼案。一天,他对自己的律师说道:“如果我输了这场官司,我就会彻底破产。”
- 短篇小说 2024-12-19 关注：55
- 吃屎的，爱说屎话
- 我是一名代课教师，被中小、小学校长安排到教学点任教，同时还有一位女代课教师，每天早晨在家吃饱
- 短篇小说 2024-12-19 关注：42
- 小子，快结帐下机
- 那是一个月黑风高的夜晚，我不幸碰上了令整个江湖人士都闻风丧胆的人物——“大魔头”。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-19 关注：50
- 小心驾驶,注意安全
- 风吹浪打历尽坎坷,我终于拿到了驾驶证。摸着自己的本本,开车的念头越来越强烈,虽说才刚刚拿本,尚无独自驾车经验
- 短篇小说 2024-12-19 关注：48
- 极品跳槽
- 深夜,一阵刺耳的短信声将我从睡梦中惊醒,我以为单位有什么急事,连忙打开一看,“快速办理证件,各种证件应有尽有,详情请回电……”
- 短篇小说 2024-12-19 关注：40
- March Calf
- Right from the start he is dressed in his best - his blacks and his whites
- 优美散文 2024-12-18 关注：41
- To Daffodils
- Fair Daffodils, we weep to see
- 优美散文 2024-12-18 关注：36
- Home on the Way
- People need homes: children assume their parents’ place as home; boarders call school ‘home’ on weekdays
- 优美散文 2024-12-18 关注：32
- Mountain Lion
- Climbing through the January snow, into the Lobo canyon
- 优美散文 2024-12-18 关注：32
- Remonstrance with the Snails
- Ye little snails
- 优美散文 2024-12-18 关注：34
- Deaths Of Flowers
- I would if I could choose
- 优美散文 2024-12-17 关注：49
- The Garden
- How vainly men themselves amaze
- 优美散文 2024-12-17 关注：32
- The Darkling Thrush
- I leant upon a coppice gate
- 优美散文 2024-12-17 关注：36
- Never Judge A Book by Its Cover
- A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit
- 优美散文 2024-12-17 关注：39
- Heaven
- Fish (fly-replete, in depth of June
- 优美散文 2024-12-17 关注：37
- 挖苦别人有劲吗？
- 孔子是善于自嘲的大师级人物，他在郑国与弟子们走散，独自在东门外彷徨。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-16 关注：45
- 有些话很真，但听上去很假
- 一位夫人打电话给建筑师，说每当火车经过时，她的睡床就会摇动。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-16 关注：34
- 爱加上智慧产生的奇迹
- 一天夜里，已经很晚了，一对年老的夫妻走进一家旅馆，他们想要一个房间。前台侍者回答说：“对不起，咱们旅馆已经客满了，一间空房也没
- 短篇小说 2024-12-16 关注：36
- 20岁的青春岁月
- 有一对兄弟，他们的家住在80层楼上。有一天他们外出旅行回家，发觉大楼停电了！
- 短篇小说 2024-12-16 关注：49
- 被困在瓶子里的巨魔
- 海底里有一个瓶子，这瓶子里困着一个巨魔。那是五百年前一个神仙把巨魔收到瓶里的。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-16 关注：35
- It is my brithday
- Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, but I wasn'tfeeling too hot that morning anyway.
- 优美散文 2024-12-15 关注：37
- Ode To A Nightingale
- My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
- 优美散文 2024-12-15 关注：32
- Companionship of Books
- A man may usually be known by the books he reads as well as by the company he keeps
- 优美散文 2024-12-15 关注：32
- 我的生活提炼与体会
-  Only one is self-confident，optimistic，open-minded and generous will he overcome the difficulties and always keep the
- 优美散文 2024-12-15 关注：34
- ON GETTING OFF TO SLEEP
- What a bundle of contradictions is a man! Surely, humour is the saving grace of us
- 优美散文 2024-12-15 关注：39
- YOUTH青春
- Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind; it is not a matter of rosy cheeks
- 优美散文 2024-12-14 关注：33
- 美丽人生beauty
- There were a sensitivity and a beauty to her that have nothing to do with looks.
- 优美散文 2024-12-14 关注：37
- when winter is coming
- when winter is coming
- 优美散文 2024-12-14 关注：47
- The Joy of Living
- Joy in living comes from having fine emotions, trusting them, giving them the freedom of a bird in the open
- 优美散文 2024-12-14 关注：34
- The Zebras
- From the dark woods that breathe of fallen showers
- 优美散文 2024-12-14 关注：39
- 两幅母亲肖像前
- Before Two Portraits of My Mother
- 优美散文 2024-12-13 关注：33
- 人生在于完整
- once a circle missed a wedge. the circle wanted to be whole, so it went around looking for its missing piece
- 优美散文 2024-12-13 关注：35
- 机遇只垂青那些有准备的人
- Les Brown and his twin brother were adopted by Mamie Brown
- 优美散文 2024-12-13 关注：38
- 匆匆 Rush
- 燕子去了，有再来的时候；杨柳枯了，有再青的时候；桃花谢了，有再开的时候。
- 优美散文 2024-12-13 关注：39
- Brother of Jesus
- In October 2002, the Biblical Archaeology Society announced a discovery which could provide historical evidence for the exist
- 优美散文 2024-12-13 关注：88
- 宿舍防盗措施
- 阿牛在上大学时，宿舍有一个男生每天睡觉必说梦话，梦话内容常常是一些待人接物、请客送礼之类的话，经常让晚归者心惊胆战。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-12 关注：40
- 起哄下彻底瓦解的小品
- 我为学校即将要开展的班会做准备，就去问几个平时在班里很活跃的男孩子扬扬和胖胖老兄，想让他们出个节目，正当手舞足蹈，说得天花乱坠
- 短篇小说 2024-12-12 关注：39
- 上了火车后你们就知道
- 三个会计与三个工程师到外地去开会。三个会计买了三张火车票，而三个工程师只买了一张票。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-12 关注：34
- 最后一班公交车
- 深夜，一公交车最后一班后准备交车。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-12 关注：47
- 总算找着停车位了
- 一天，大李去汽车专卖店，买了一辆新车，然后载着妻子，风风火火地回到家。
- 短篇小说 2024-12-12 关注：38
- Of Studies
- Studies serve for delight, for ornament, and for ability. Their chief use for delight
- 优美散文 2024-12-09 关注：38
- My last will 我的遗嘱
- my will is easy to decide, 我的遗嘱容易确定
- 优美散文 2024-12-09 关注：42
- What makes a man
- Do you fear the force of the wind 你可害怕寒风凛冽
- 优美散文 2024-12-09 关注：29